Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Record Record Record

Record record record
Frank Lampard has broke the record
It was Villa away on the 11th May
Frank Lampard has broke the record


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 10 May 2013

Mata, Oscar and Eden Hazard

 Mata, Oscar and Eden Hazard (repeated)

To the tune: Champions League, we're having a laugh


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 3 May 2013

Amsterdam Amsterdam

 Amsterdam Amsterdam we are coming
Amsterdam Amsterdam I pray
Amsterdam Amsterdam we are coming
We are coming in the month of May



-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 26 April 2013

We've Got Abramovich

We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken b*tch

To Norwich fans
 

-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 29 March 2013

Matthew Harding's Blue and White Army

Matthew Harding's Blue and White Army
We Hate T*ttenham
Matthew Harding's Blue and White Army
We Hate T*ttenham


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 22 March 2013

New Frank Lampard Chant - 200 goals

 Frankie Lampard
Frankie Lampard
Oh Frankie Lampard
Oh Frankie Lampard
Scored 200, against the pikeys

Oh Frankie Lampard on Youtube

200 Not Out - Super Frank
 


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 8 March 2013

Who The F*ck Are Man United?

Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
As the blues go marching on on on



-Champions of Europe-

Thursday, 28 February 2013

Rafa Out

 We want our Chelsea back
We want our Chelsea back
We want our Chelsea back

We're gonna have a party
We're gonna have a party
We're gonna have a party
When Rafa leaves Chelsea

You're not wanted here
You're not wanted here
F*ck off Benitez
You're not wanted here

We don't care about Rafa (fat c*nt)
He don't care about us (w*nker)
All we care about is Chelsea FC

We'll sing what we want
We'll sing what we want
F*ck off Benitez
We'll sing what we want

Fat Spanish waiter
You're just a fat Spanish waiter
Fat Spanish waiter
You're just a fat Spanish waiter

One Di Matteo
There's only one Di Matteo
One Di Matteo
There's only one Di Matteo
 


-Champions of Europe-
 

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

He Kicks Who He Wants

 He kicks who he wants
He kicks who he wants
Eden Hazard
He kicks who he wants

 

-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 18 January 2013

We've Got Demba Ba

 We've got Demba Ba 
Sing we've got Demba Ba


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 4 January 2013

Running Around Tottenham With Our European Cup

We'll be running around Tottenham with our European Cup
We'll be running around Tottenham with our European Cup
We'll be running around Tottenham
Running around Tottenham
Running around Tottenham with our European Cup

Singing we've got a trophy, haven't you?
Singing we've got a trophy, haven't you?
Singing we've got a trophy
We've got a trophy
We've got a trophy, haven't you?
Have you f*ck

 

-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 28 December 2012

Feed The Scousers

Feed the scousers
Do they know it's Chritsmas time
Feed the scousers
Do they know it's Christmas time


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 21 December 2012

Ivanovic Do Do Do Do

Ivanovic Do Do Do Do
Ivanovic Do Do Do Do
Ivanovic Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Chelsea's Number Two



-Champions of Europe-

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

We All Hate Leeds And Leeds

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all fucking hate Leeds



-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 14 December 2012

We Are Chelsea In Japan

We are Chelsea
We are Chelsea
We are Chelsea 
In Japan


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 7 December 2012

First Team In London With A European Cup

We're the first team in London with a European Cup
We're the first team in London with a European Cup
We're the first team in London
First team in London
First team in London with a European Cup


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 30 November 2012

We Don't Care About Rafa

We don't care about Rafa
He don't care about us
All we care about
Is Chelsea FC



-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 23 November 2012

Enemies Of Football

We know what we are
We know what we are
Enemies of football
We know what we are

Carefree 
Where ever we may be
We are football's enemy
And we're all happy even if we fail
Because none of us read the Daily Mail

Credit to @Togaflex


-Champions of Europe-

First Team In London

We're the first team in London with a European Cup
We're the first team in London with a European Cup
We're the first team in London
First team in London
First team in London with a European Cup


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 9 November 2012

You'll Never Get A Job

You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
And you'll never get a job



-Champions of Europe- 

Friday, 2 November 2012

Ashley Cole's Won The European Cup

Ashley Cole's won the European Cup
The European Cup, the European Cup
Ashley Cole's won the European
The European Cup, the European Cup


-Champions of Europe-

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

F*ck The F.A.

F*ck the F.A.
F*ck the F.A.
One England Captain
F*ck the F.A.


-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 8 June 2012

We're The Champions Of Europe

We're the Champions of Europe
We're the Champions of Europe



-Champions of Europe-

Friday, 25 May 2012

We Are The Champions, The Champions Of Europe

We are the Champions
The Champions of Europe



We'll be running around T*ttenham
With our European Cup
We'll be running around T*ttenham
With our European Cup
We'll be running around T*ttenham 
Running around T*ttenham
Running around T*ttenham
With our European Cup

Singing we're in the Champions League, are you?
Singing we're in the Champions League, are you?
Singing we're in the Champions League
We're in the Champions League
We're in the Champions League, are you?
Are you f*ck
 


We know what we are
We know what we are
Champions of Europe
We know what we are



The greatest save you'll ever see
Was Petr Cech at Wembley
And then he saved three penalties
To win the cup in Germany

Credit to @JayFeeley85

Tune on Youtube


Follow follow follow
There were only ten minutes to go
Ivanovic's goal
Sent us out of control
And knocked the Napoli out of Euro

Follow follow follow
There were only two minutes to go
It was Torres's goal
Sent us out of control
And knocked the Barca out of Euro

Follow follow follow
There were no more minutes to go
It was Didier's goal
Sent us out of control
And meant that Chelsea's won the Euro


Some of the above chants I have yet to be heard sung but were taken from posters in this thread on the Cfcnet forums.

If you have any more creative chants that the Chelsea can sing next season please comment on this post and the best will be included in my next post.


-Champions of Europe-

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Cup Final Special Part 2/2

So here we are just four days away from destiny. I'm heading off to Munich later today so I leave you with a reminder of some of the best chants sung in the build up to the UEFA Champions League Final 2012...

Que Sera Sera
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to Germany
Que Sera Sera



Sung to both QPR and Blackburn...

We're going to Germany
You're going to Barnsley



We're going to Munich, Munich
We're going to Munich, Munich
We're going to MUNICH



As we're off to Germany...

There were ten German bombers in the air
There were ten German bombers in the air
There were ten Germans
Ten German bombers
Ten German bombers in the air
And the R.A.F. from Chelsea shot one down
And the R.A.F. from Chelsea shot one down
And the R.A.F. from Chelsea
The R.A.F. from Chelsea
The R.A.F. from Chelsea shot one down
.
.
.
(Continues down to "there were no German bombers")




Wherever they're going
We'll follow our team
Cause we are the Chelsea
And we are supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no northern bastards
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Germany
We'll keep the blue flag flying high



SEE YOU IN MUNICH

UP THE CHELS


Tuesday, 15 May 2012

UEFA Champions Festival 2012 Guide

The UEFA Champions Festival is a free entertainment event in the build up to the Champions League final on May 19th. It follows on from last years very successful version in Hyde Park, London with this years hosts the famous Olympiapark in Munich.

From May 16th - May 19th fans can watch the UEFA Champions League womens final, see the famous trophy in person and take part in other various events the festival is holding. To find the Olympiapark take the U3 to Olympia-zentrum. Below is a link to the official site of the Champions Festival on the official UEFA website.



Monday, 14 May 2012

Allianz Arena Stadium Guide

The Allianz Arena is the home to German giants and Chelsea's Champions League final opponents Bayern Munich. Of course the stadium was announced to host this seasons final before a ball had been kicked this season and it is just coincidence that Bayern happened to reach the final in a year where their home stadium are to host it. No doubt, however, that the awareness of the final being played in their home stadium gave them that extra motivation to reach this stage of the competition and their players and managers will want to win it for their fans, in their home city and in their home stadium.

Imagine Chelsea playing in a Champions League final at Stamford Bridge (or our second home, Wembley)! There would no doubt be an added advantage for the "home" team. They know the dressing rooms, there's no travelling involved, they can train at their normal headquarters and the whole city is behind you. However is there added pressure? Of course any Champions League final comes with bundles of pressure but will there be added amounts on the shoulders of the Bayern players as they walk out of the tunnel, past the trophy and onto the pitch they play on every other week? An added pressure to win for their fans? I think there will be but this could just be balanced out by the advantage they have of a familiar setting.

The Allianz Arena was opened in 2005, one year before the 2006 World Cup where the stadium played host to six games. It has a capacity of 66,000 and cost €340million to make. Just like most stadiums it is situated just outside the city centre in a location called Frottmaning. Catch the U6 line to reach the stadium.

Bayern Munich and 1860 Munich are the occupiers and the stadium can change colour depending on who is playing at home. Bayern are red, 1860 wear blue and so the lights change accordingly. For the final I will imagine half the stadium will be the famous blue of Chelsea and the other half red.

Allianz Arena in the blue of 1860 Munich

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Munich City Guide

"We all follow the Chelsea, over land and sea" is a popular chant amongst Chelsea fans and there will be thousands of blues following Chelsea over land and sea and into, what most people would call, the beer capital of the world over the course of the next week.

Is there a better city for Chelsea to play out their second European Cup final than Munich? I can think of few better. It's a city that, unlike Moscow in 2008, is relatively easy to reach from London with a variety of transport choices. A number of neighbouring cities such as Frankfurt, Cologne and Salzburg will offer cheaper flight options while it isn't impossible or unthinkable to jump on one of Europe's efficient rail networks from perhaps Calais or Paris down to Munich. Driving to Munich is also a possibility, it was not for Moscow. Any option will be relatively cheaper and easier than the 2008 hosts but still offers that challenge and unknown element that we love about following Chelsea across the borders. (Unlike Wembley last year, and in fact next year - down the road for a European Cup final? Not the most exciting, but I'd still take it.)

Food and Beer

Bavaria is famous for it's beer and of course it's capital, Munich, hosts the annual, world famous beer festival every October - aptly named Oktoberfest. Those litre sized steins? We're going to enjoy them here. Those Munich beer gardens won't know what's hit them. The food is also superb. German's love their pork and they know how best to serve it. Don't miss the opportunity to try out a currywurst (pork sausage with curry sauce).

Inter-City Transport

Transport links inside the capital are cheap and easy to use. To get to the Allianz Arena you need the U6 Line to Frottmaning and to the airport you want the S8 line to Flughafen Munchen. Transport network maps are scattered inside the stations and the stations are plentiful. Both the stadium and airport are direct lines from the city centres. Munich's central station is called Hauptbahnhof and this has a direct line to the airport but you can also get on at the more touristy locations such as Marienplatz or Karlsplatz and you won't need to change the line. To get to the stadium in a direct route both Marienplatz and Odeonsplatz will offer you this.

Allianz Arena - U6 to Frottmaning
Munich Airport - S8 to Flughafen Munchen


Landmarks

I've heard through the grapevine that some 35,000 Chelsea fans will be in Munich on the 19th May 2012 with only 17,500 with tickets. This is impressive from Chelsea and had this final been played in a neutral city I'm sure we would have outnumbered the Bayern Munich fans but, as we all know, it isn't and there will be well over one million fans dressed in the red and white of Bayern. I've heard from unofficial sources that Chelsea's fan base will be at Odeonsplatz so perhaps head there in your search for Chelsea pubs and fans. I'm sure the Bayern fans will want to take over Marienplatz early. This is the central point of the city where the most famous landmarks are so don't miss the opportunity to check them out. The surrounding area of this famous square occupies some good quality pubs, small beer gardens and restaurants but I'm sure Bayern will have them under lock down on Saturday.

Marienplatz

As previous mentioned Marienplatz is the most central and biggest tourist area of Munich. It hosts some famous architecture and cathedrals that you may recognise.

Munich's popular square hosts this cathedral


Odeonsplatz

So apparently this is where the official Chelsea fan base is to be held but don't quote me on this. Either way it's a nice place to visit, I stumbled across it by mistake during my time in the city but was glad I did. Lot's of history is evident in this area and the street running away from the square is Munich's equivalent of Kings Road.

Odeonsplatz will be blue


Olympiapark

This is where this years Champions Festival will take place. It was built in 1972 for the Munich Olympic games where infamously 17 people died, including 11 members of the Israeli Olympic team, after a Palestinian group called Black September took hostages. There is a memorial for those who died in the park while much of the 40 year old infrastructure still stands. The stadium here was where England famously beat the Germans 5-1 in 2001. Post-Olympics this stadium played host to Bayern Munich's home games and Chelsea lost here 3-2 in a Champions League quarter final second leg in the April before Bayern moved into the Allianz Arena. Lampard and Drogba were the Chelsea scorers that day which saw us progress to the semi finals on aggregate.

The Olympiapark can be reached by taking the U3 to Olympia-Zentrum


Englischer Gardens


Apparently double the size of New York's central park this park hosts Munich's famous beer gardens. If it's nice weather when you're in Munich then check out the park and it's superb beer gardens. There is also a surfers wave near the entrance of the gardens. It is located near Odeonsplatz.

Munich's world famous beer gardens


Deutsches Museum

Nursing a hangover? Perhaps head over to one of the largest museums in the world showing off human inventions from thousands of years ago to present day.


Oktoberfest Gardens

It's high up on my bucket list but not worth a visit unless it's October. When I visited in April of this year it was just a large empty park. Perhaps this will change as Munich prepares for the Champions League final. I heard rumours there would be a viewing here for ticketless fans.

Language Guide

Hello - Hallo
Thank you - Danke
Please - Bitte
Beer - Bier
Cheers - Prost
Come on Chelsea - Auf geht's, Chelsea
Who are ya? - Wer sind sie?

Friday, 11 May 2012

Come on Chelsea

Come on Chelsea
Come on Chelsea
Come on Chelsea
Chelsea



Thursday, 10 May 2012

Site currently under construction. 

Will be back up and running smoothly before the Blackburn Rovers game on Sunday looking better than ever and ready for Munich!
  • Creative, funny, passionate and real chants from The Bridge will continue to be posted weekly
  • More variety in the posts starting with a Champions League final special
  • Videos and pictures from the F.A. Cup Final
  • New design
  • Atmosphere reports
  • News features
  • Fan views

For the time being, follow me on Twitter
@Dan_Boorman
 


Friday, 4 May 2012

Cup Final Special Part 1/2

 Been a lot of great and creative chants since our progress to the Champions League final. As we have the small matter of an FA Cup final to contest as well, here's a Cup Final Special Part 1/2...

He deserved a song pre-Nou Camp but post-Nou Camp he has become a legend:

We need a song for Ramires
Song for Ramires
We need a song for Ramires

Tune: One Team in London/Europe

To relegation threatened QPR:

We're going to Germany
You're going to Barnsley


Djibril Cisse's eccentric and poor hair styles continued:

He's got bird sh*t, on his head
He's got bird sh*t, on his head
He's got bird sh*t, on his head
He's got bird sh*t on his head 

Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands

History is more than just winning trophies and, besides, we won a European trophy before them - but try telling a scouser that:

We're going to Munich
We're going to Munich
F*ck your history
We're going to Munich


Friday, 20 April 2012

We Won 5-1

 We won 5-1
We won 5-1
We won 5-1
At Wembley

We won 6-1
We won 6-1
We won 6-1
At the Lane

There's no trophies
There's no trophies
There's no trophies
At the Lane

Friday, 30 March 2012

Que Sera Sera

Que Sera Sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going to Wem-ber-ley (AGAIN)
Que Sera Sera


Friday, 23 March 2012

We Won 6-1

We won 6-1
We won 6-1 
We won 6-1
At the Lane




Saturday, 17 March 2012

Rafa Benitez

You're not wanted here
You're not wanted here
F*ck off Benitez
You're not wanted here

Friday, 9 March 2012

Di Matteo

One Di Matteo
There's only one Di Matteo
One Di Matteo
There's only one Di Matteo

Friday, 24 February 2012

Knees Up Mother Brown

Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Under the table you must go
Eye ai eye ai eye ai oh
If I catch you bending
I'll saw those knees right off
Knees up knees up
Don't let a breeze up
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh my what a rotten song
What a rotten song 
What a rotten song
Oh my what a rotten song
And what a rotten singer too-oo-oo

Friday, 17 February 2012

David Luiz

Oh David Luiz
You are the love of my life
Oh David Luiz
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh David Luiz
I want curly hair too


Friday, 10 February 2012

Fernando Torres

He is a blue, he was a red
Torres, Torres
He hates the Kop, he loves The Shed
Torres, Torres
He used to go out on the rob
But now he's got a proper job
Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number nine



Sunday, 5 February 2012

Michael Essien

Michael Essien, Essien
Michael Essien
Nananananana
Michael Essien

Tune: Baby Give it Up

Friday, 27 January 2012

QPR

Come by train
Come by car
Let's all laugh at QPhahahaha







Thursday, 26 January 2012

Double Double Double

Double Double Double
John Terry has won the Double
And the sh*t from the Lane
Have won f*ck all again
As John Terry has won the Double







Sunday, 9 November 2008

Battersea

I am a Chelsea boy and that is all I'll ever be
So dont you greedy bastards move my club to Battersea
My heart is at the Bridge and it's there that it will stay
As the blues go marching on on on



Sunday, 12 October 2008

Obi Mikel

Hates United, United, United, United
United, United
Loves Chelsea
Obi, Obi, Obi Mikel

Tune

Carvalho

Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy, Riccy Carvalho

Tune

Zola

Gianfranco Zola lalalala
Gianfranco Zola lalalalala

Zola on Youtube

Lampard

Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super Franky Lampard

Lampard on Youtube

J. Cole

He's here, he's there
He's every fucking where
Joey Cole, Joey Cole

J. Cole on Youtube

Kalou

He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball from the left
It landed right on Riise's head
That's why we love Salomon Kalou

Kalou on Youtube

Super Chelsea

And it's super Chelsea
Super Chelsea FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

Oh West London

Oh west London (oh west London)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh west London is wonderful
Full of tits, fanny and Chelsea
Oh west London is wonderful

Oh east London (oh east London)
Is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t)
Oh east London is full of sh*t
Full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh east London is full of sh*t

Oh West London on Youtube

Born Is The King

Up from The Shed came a rising star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and far
And Chelsea won like we knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood

Osgood Osgood, Osgood Osgood
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge

Born Is The King on Youtube

In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair
All of your kids are in council care
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
There's piss on the pavement and shit on the path
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In Your Liverpool Slums on Youtube



Blowing Bubbles

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
But like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too
We are the Chelsea boot boys and we're coming after you

Feed A Scouser

Feed a scouser
Do they know it's Christmas time


You Are A Scouser

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' out dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away

Tune

If I Had The Wings

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow and sh*t on those bastards below
Sh*t on, sh*t on
I'd sh*t on those bastards below (below)
Sh*t on, sh*t on
I'd sh*t on those bastards below (below)


His Name Is

His name is Tommy Baldwin and he's the leader of the team (what team)
The finest football team the world has ever seen
We're the Fulham road supporters and we're louder than the Kop (what Kop)
And if you want to argue we'll kill the f*cking lot

Tune

We All Hate Leeds

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all f*cking hate Leeds

You're Just A Small Team

You're just a small team in Putney
Small team in Putney
You're just a small team in Putney

You Only Live Round The Corner

Live round the corner
you only live round the corner

Chim Chimeny

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim chereu
We hate those bastards in claret and blue


'Ello 'Ello

'Ello 'ello we are the Chelsea boys
'Ello 'ello we are the Chelsea boys
And if you are a Tottenham fan
Surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Chelsea

'Ello 'Ello on Youtube

If You're Standing

If you're standing
On a corner
With a red scarf round your neck
Chelsea boys will come and get ya
And we'll break your f*cking neck

F*ck 'Em All

F*ck 'em all, f*ck 'em all
United West Ham Liverpool
'Cause we are the Chelsea
And we are the best
We are the Chelsea so f*ck all the rest

F*ck 'Em All on Youtube



We All Follow The Chelsea

We all follow the Chelsea
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We all follow the Chelsea
Onto Victory (altogether now)

We All Follow The Chelsea on Youtube

We're The...

We're the west side
We're the west side
We're the west side of The Shed

We're the middle
We're the middle
We're the middle of The Shed

We're the east side
We're the east side
We're the east side of The Shed

Blue Day

The only place to be
Every other Saturday
Is strolling down the Fulham Road
Meet your mates and have a drink
Have a moan and start to think
Will there ever be a blue tomorrow

We've waited so long
But we'd wait for ever
Our blood is blue and
We would leave you never
And when we make it
It'll be together, oh oh oh

Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day

We've got some memories
Albeit from the seventies when
Ossie and co restored our pride
Now we've got hope and a team
And suddenly it's not a dream

We'll keep the blue flag flying high

We've waited so long
But we'd wait for ever
Our blood is blue and
We would leave you never
And when we make it
It'll be together, oh oh oh

Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day

Now even in heaven
Is blue today, you should
Hear the Chelsea roar
Hear the Chelsea roar...

Blue Day on Youtube

Blue Flag

Where every they go
We'll follow our team
We are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no northern bastards
We'll keep the blue flag flying high

Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Web-er-ly
We'll keep the blue flag flying high

Blue Flag on Youtube


Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Blue Is The Colour

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'Cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'Cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Blue Is The Colour on Youtube

10 Men Went To Mow

One man went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
One man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Two men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Three men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Four men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Five men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Six men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Seven men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Eight men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Nine men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

Ten men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow

10 Men Went To Mow on Youtube

Who's That Team

Who's that team they call the Chelsea
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might
And we're gonna show the world how to score

Bring on the Tottenham or the Arsenal
Bring on the scousers by the score (by the score)
Barcelona, Real Madrid
Tottenham are a bunch of ****


Who's That Team on Youtube

Monday, 29 September 2008

The Shit From Tottenham

The s*it from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope
The s*it from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope
The s*it from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: 'f*ck off'

The Shit From Tottenham on Youtube

When Wise

When Wise
Went up
To lift the FA Cup
We were there
We were there

Celery

Celery, Celery
If she don't cum
I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celery

Celery on Youtube

My Old Man Version 2

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said f*ck off b*llocks, you're a c*nt
We'll take the North Stand in half a minute
We'll take the South End and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham bastards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it
And you're not wearing the blue

My Old Man Version 1

My old man said be a Chelsea fan
And don't dilly-dally on the way
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute
We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knifes and spanners
We'll show those West Ham bastards how to fight
If you can't take the North bank in half a minute
You can't be a Chelsea fan

You Are My Chelsea

You are my Chelsea
My only Chelsea
You may me happy
When sky's are grey
You'll never notice
How much I love you
Until you've taken my Chelsea away

You Are My Chelsea on Youtube

Build A Bonfire

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Stick a ***** on the top
Put West Ham in the middle
And then burn the f*cking lot

We Are The Shed End

We are the Shed End
The famous Shed End
For those with blue blood
Inside their veins
Fuck off you tourists
And glory hunters
Til only Chelsea supporters remain

Tune

When I Was Young

When I was young
And had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could play
Was f*ck the Pope and the IRA

When I Was Young on Youtube

Come Along

Come along, Come along
Come along and sing this song
We're the boys in blue from Division Two
But we won't be staying long

Sunday, 28 September 2008

Carefree

Carefree
Where-ever you may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a f*ck
Who-ever you may be
Cause we are the famous CFC

Carefree on Youtube